A Second Melbourne Council Has Got Rid Of Its Australia Day Celebrations

After Melbourne’s Yarra City councillors decided last week that it was time to give Australia day celebrations the flick, it looks like another Council from down south has been inclined to agree. Darebin Council has become the second Council to get rid of it’s Australia Day celebrations, reaching a decision after voting yesterday. The council […]

Llama Squares Up To Shit-Hot Bear & Saves Family Of Ducks

Llamas are a volatile bunch. One minute they’re looking at you as if they’re the cutest little critter in the world, and the next they’ve spat in your face because they simply don’t give a flying fuck. One rather brave (or foolish) llama continued this trend by squaring up to a full-grown grizzly bear in […]

White Nationalists Are Getting Awkward Results On Their Ancestry Tests

Genetic ancestry tests are cracking eggs onto the faces of white nationalists everywhere, as many of the self-proclaimed ‘purebreds’ are discovering that they’re not so ‘pure’ after all. In a study presented earlier this week, sociologists Aaron Panofsky and Joan Donovan discuss how a number of quasi-European racial extremists are being shunned and exiled by their […]

Escaped Tortoise Found 2 Weeks Later Just 140m From Zoo

Ah, tortoises, well known for their love of pizza and fighting crime, helping small fish find their son and most of all, their inability to move anywhere very quickly. It’s perhaps the latter that serves as the humble tortoise’s most notable quality, but it looks like our shell-endowed friends can add one more skill to […]