So, Uh, There’s Now An App That Tracks Your Boners

Sometimes I feel that us millennials get shit on way too much. We’re doing our best in a pretty fucked world that our parents set up for us, surely most of the older generation’s qualms with us are purely exaggerated and we’re not THAT bad. And then I wake up to see that someone took the […]

KFC Are Making Gravy Cocktails Now So Excuse Me While I Vomit

If you ever needed any further proof that we’ve strayed way too far from God’s light, then just have a gander at the latest marketing stunt from everyone’s favourite artery clogger, KFC. Not content with flogging fried chicken scented candles and bath bombs, the fast food powerhouse is now capitalising on the new trend of “stockails”, […]