Some Rivers Are So Packed Full Of Drugs That Eels Are Getting Munted Off Cocaine

Obviously, we all know that drugs are a totally safe and fun way to kick back and munch your jaw off with very few consequences, but have you ever stopped to consider that your 3-day bender is actually harming the poor animals who have to lap up your drug riddled piss? Of course you haven’t, […]

Russians Are Being Taught How To Smile Ahead Of The World Cup

You might have an idea that Russians are usually stout and emotionlessly people, who only smile when they’re toppling the world through rigged election or sipping on a refreshing pint of vodka. And you’re bloody well right. According to an ancient Russian proverb, “Laughing for no reason is a sign of stupidity” and if that doesn’t […]